Well, That Stinks.

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Doing laundry stinks (pun intended). So why not reschedule for next week, next month, or the next time you visit your parents’ house? Because it’s gross, that’s why.

Here are five signs it’s time to man up, grab a roll of quarters, and drag your smelly hamper down to the nearest Laundromat ASAP.

WHERE’S MY FLOOR?

Generally, floors are made out of three basic materials: hardwood, carpet, or tile. Therefore, if your floor looks like it’s made entirely out of clothes, it’s time to do your laundry. You never know. You might find a couple extra quarters beneath all that mess.

MISMATCHED SOCKS

Look at your feet. Are your socks different colors? Is one an ankle sock and the other a tube? Yes? OK. Now look in a mirror and reevaluate your life.

Mismatched socks are a sure sign that it’s time to do your laundry. So remember, always look down before you go out.

DIDN’T YOU WEAR THAT YESTERDAY?

What do you do when someone asks, “Didn’t you wear that yesterday?” First, lie. Second, run home and do your laundry. Third, avoid that person for at least a few days.

OVERFLOWING HAMPER

Most hampers are designed to carry a single load of laundry. So, if your hamper’s overflowing with dirty clothes, it’s time to dump in the wash, throw in some Tide, and do your damn laundry.

EMPTY HANGERS

Take a look inside your closet. If there are so many empty hangers it looks like a sale rack on Christmas Eve, today is laundry day.

Just do it. You will thank yourself later.

 

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One comment

  1. rsmerk02 · May 14, 2016

    Reblogged this on Cards Eye View.

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